Zoe#5.17.Australia.I follow back :)
Old enough to know better, to young to give a fuck.


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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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gingerpawfection:

Ed Sheeran is “The Kissing Bandit” [x]

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Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

— Helena Bonham Carter (via neymarchill)

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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